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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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(Source: kwanghale)

'My name is Robert but I would prefer that you call me Bob.' It's just like that. You know what I mean? And if you were to insist upon calling that person Robert, you would be a colossal dick.

- Paul F. Tompkins, succinctly explaining why you call people what they want to be called, whether it’s “little people” or “transgender” or “chairperson” or “Bob”. It’s not about being politically correct and it’s not about you. It’s about basic decency and respect. (via ericmortensen)

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

Derek Hale + Knowledge

(Source: maybehonestly)

http://halffizzbin.tumblr.com/post/92203518951/mad-madam-m-hungrylikethewolfie

mad-madam-m:

hungrylikethewolfie:

halffizzbin:

mad-madam-m:

halffizzbin:

hungrylikethewolfie:

halffizzbin:

TRUE STORY the reason I know what a mycologist is is that I accidentally wandered into a mycology convention once in San Diego and that is the…

http://bleep0bleep.tumblr.com/post/92203925445/mad-madam-m-hungrylikethewolfie

mad-madam-m:

hungrylikethewolfie:

halffizzbin:

mad-madam-m:

halffizzbin:

hungrylikethewolfie:

halffizzbin:

TRUE STORY the reason I know what a mycologist is is that I accidentally wandered into a mycology convention once in San Diego and that is the first…

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

(Source: memewhore)

bidyke:

livelaughawesome:

I will never accept anything less than what we deserve.

I won’t accept your “but it’s so much better than it used to be” bullshit.

I will not accept “more equal than before”.

I will not accept “isn’t it good enough?”

I will not accept “take what you get”.

I deserve full, complete safety in the world I live in.

Fuck your “be thankful for what you get” bullshit.

I refuse to be grateful to the structures that oppress me.

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(Source: poyzn)

(Source: sizvideos)